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25May/110

The Parable of The Skunk and The Frog

One day a skunk and a frog were frolicking through a sleepy sunny neighborhood, playing about, rolling around on the many lush green lawns. At one point, panting, they lay on their backs facing the sky and taking a break.

The skunk asks the froggy, "Froggy, how do you always stay in a good mood. What is your secret?"

And the froggy responds "I just go along for the ride, not worrying about the next bend. Why do you ask this skunky?"

The Skunk replies "Well I just can't… AHHHHHH" Out of nowhere, a crazy man with a cigar jumps hacking the skunk to pieces with a GIANT machete!

The End.