When a photo of Congressman David Wu from Oregon in a tiger costume surfaced, many wondered if the congressman was mentally competent enough to perform his duties. We here at Take The Cannolis wondered if there was any politician that could actually pull off the tiger costume, and command respect while wearing it. You be the Judge:

"YAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!"

"Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate."

"This is our generation's Sputnik moment."

"I'm The Decider"

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"I'm not a crook"

After watching this disturbing video of Christine O'Donnell promoting an anti-masturbation campaign on MTV in the 90s, we could discuss the larger implications of the Republican Party being taken over by these nut job Tea Baggers. Instead, I have to ask the burning question: What self respecting anti-masturbation campaign doesn't mention that it grows hair on your palms and makes you go blind?

Remember a few months ago when Glenn Beck wept while remembering the America he grew up in? It was an America with a large middle class. A middle class that could afford two cars, a home, and send their kids to college. A happy and BIG middle class. Well part of those "simpler times" was a top tax bracket of 77% in 1964 (the year Beck was born). It hovered around 70% until Reagan started the destruction of the middle class in 1981. History of US Taxes.