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		<title>The Parable of The Skunk and The Frog</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day a skunk and a frog were frolicking through a sleepy sunny neighborhood, playing about, rolling around on the many lush green lawns. At one point, panting, they lay on their backs facing the sky and taking a break. The skunk asks the froggy, "Froggy, how do you always stay in a good mood. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japan Nuclear Disaster Coverup: New York Times</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On March 25th, NY Times posted article with the following paragraphs (original post): Hidehiko Nishiyama, deputy director-general of the Japan Nuclear and Industrial Safety Agency, mentioned damage to the reactor vessel on Friday as a possible explanation of how water in the adjacent containment building had become so alarmingly radioactive. A senior nuclear executive who [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2011/04/11/japan-nuclear-disaster-coverup-new-york-times/</link>
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		<title>Rochefort 10 &#8211; A Twitter Beer Review</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sunday our own Dr. Raol Duke, did a live streaming review of Trappistes Rochefort 10 on Twitter. In English, that means he tweeted his review as he was drinking the beer. For those of you who missed it, the transcript is below. If you want to see more of these reviews as they happen, please [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2011/03/07/rochefort-10-a-twitter-beer-review/</link>
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		<title>Does This Tiger Costume Make Me Look Stupid?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When a photo of Congressman David Wu from Oregon in a tiger costume surfaced, many wondered if the congressman was mentally competent enough to perform his duties. We here at Take The Cannolis wondered if there was any politician that could actually pull off the tiger costume, and command respect while wearing it. You be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2011/02/28/does-this-tiger-costume-make-me-look-stupid/</link>
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		<title>Christine O&#8217;Donnell Does Not Want You To Masturbate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After watching this disturbing video of Christine O'Donnell promoting an anti-masturbation campaign on MTV in the 90s, we could discuss the larger implications of the Republican Party being taken over by these nut job Tea Baggers. Instead, I have to ask the burning question: What self respecting anti-masturbation campaign doesn't mention that it grows hair [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2010/09/17/christine-odonnell-does-not-want-you-to-masturbate/</link>
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		<title>World Cup Warm Up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The 2010 World Cup is a week away. I like to get warmed up for it by watching my two favorite Pele clips from the classic WWII Nazis vs Ally POWs Soccer Flick, Victory: This, This, This, This, This, This. Goal. Easy. Bicycle Kick. Nazi Applauding.]]></description>
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		<title>Announcing TTC 2010 World Cup Coverage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today we are kicking off the 2010 Take The Connolis World Cup Coverage. Stay tuned to TTC If you want to the latest, most important World Cup news and opinion. More to come soon. For now, here is an interesting list. Too bad Marco Materazzi didn't make Italy's squad this year. This is what a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2010/06/02/announcing-ttc-2010-world-cup-coverage/</link>
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		<title>Book Review: The Warded Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Warded Man is the first book by Peter Brett. He wrote the thing on his Blackberry during his commute to Manhatten on the F-Train. I really enjoyed it. It's fantasy, but not wizard and orc fantasy. More of a horror slant really. Awesome/unique hero character. Fast read. 7.5/10]]></description>
		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2010/03/05/book-review-the-warded-man/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;d Like To Plow Her!</title>
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		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2010/03/04/id-like-to-plow-her/</link>
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		<title>Ignore this top 50 soccer player list</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How am I suppose to take this list seriously? Pato nowhere to be seen: Espn's Top 50 Player of the World Cup]]></description>
		<link>http://www.takethecannolis.com/2010/03/02/ignore-this-top-50-soccer-player-list/</link>
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