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	<title>Take The Cannolis &#187; Bill Polian Is An Ass-Clown</title>
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		<title>Actuarial Science and the NFL</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I am a little late to the party in commenting on the Colts' incomprehensible decision to quit on a perfect season.  But after hearing Colts management explain their reasons for pulling the starters in the middle of the 3rd quarter in a close game, I have questions.  How did they determine when to [...]]]></description>
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<p>I know I am a little late to the party in commenting on the Colts' incomprehensible decision to quit on a perfect season.  But after hearing Colts management explain their reasons for pulling the starters in the middle of the 3rd quarter in a close game, I have questions.  How did they determine when to pull them?  Do they have an actuary on staff that crunched the numbers, and determined that 2-1/2 quarters is the ideal balance to avoid injury while still keeping players sharp for the post season?  Is the risk of injury greater in the last 1-1/2 quarters of a "meaningless" game than the first 2-1/2?  Just wondering.</p>
<p><em>...so I had a shoe on one foot there and a boot on the other. A shoe and a boot.  So the kids call me 'Shoebootie'.</em></p>
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